My names Jake and after more than a year of having a tumblr I just now found how to add a description. Vegan, street punk, Friends, train hopping, Being Human (US), Matt LeBlanc and uhm various other stuff. Oh and NYC. Except I'm currently living in fort worth texas because idk life is an unfortunate struggle, man.

dadvevo:

my crush: hi

me:image

(Source: brititsh, via standupandresist)

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bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

(via toopunktofunction)

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richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

(Source: finalfantasyfootball, via hi)

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sucysucyfivedolla:

YES i’m a grill and YES i play games 

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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(Source: liamfx, via nubbin-ectomy)

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thymegatampon:

I’m made of puns and sexual frustration

(via nubbin-ectomy)

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